Re: Old Master recipes!

In Reply to: Old Master recipes! posted by Todd on 09/07/00 at 6:56 PM:

For Rubens! Cook some linseed oil at 450 degrees F in a pot, scrape in some litharge, poppy oil, rubber cement, and
: flour. Let that come to a thick consistency, and then put in a batch of dough and water with
: some egg into the oven at 300 degrees F. after cooling, pour the cooked medium over
: the dry dough and scrape it along the top. then jerk off into it to get that
: special buttery and quick drying property. Now for the browns! Gather your feces in a jar
: and mix with urine to make a yellow brown. Now add some spit for transparency.
: After applying the brown, wipe into it some maroger medium and egg yolk, then
: powder with some dough to reduce gloss. Slice the finish product into 8 pieces, then
: cut some linen into circular pieces and place the cooling oil product onto it. Now take some
: beeswax and form into a long cylinder, and place a piece of linen into that to absorb the water,
: now light the linen on fire and sing happy birthday to yourself.
 
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